Apparently I have great skill with the tweezers.. yup. Gave me a whole new business idea: "M's Unibrow Removal Corporation".
So one of my roomate's friends, a Saudi raised interesting character had this abrupt and in-your-face unibrow, and everytime I saw him I could not help but ask "So you planning on taking care of that beaver on your forehead bro or what?"
He would always laugh it off, clearly feeling uneasy about my intrusion into his beauty affairs, probably wishing to himself that I would just leave such comments alone. "It's unique, I am unique, Rasul says don't remove the natural". Of course me being the blasphemous skeptical bastard I am, such comments of his would put him into a deeper hole with me lol. How amusing it was *sigh*.
Yesterday he came over, as I was minding my own business in my own world of thoughts and began talking about how he can't find a job. I begin my usual mockery of that hairy racoon on his forheard and tell him that so long as he maintains that unibrow, no one will hire him. He says "ok fine, how do I get rid of it". I said, come here.. I have tweezers... go wash your face with warm water to open your pours, and let M take care of it. Internally I was amazed that he agreed to such, obviously he was desperate to remove it.. he must be getting shit for that brow from all corners. This called for documentation, and I took out my phone camera. Above is the before pic, as I began working my magic with the metal tweezers. And below is the After pic:
-m
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LOL I think you should drop out of uni and pursue this career goal, you're way too good!
LOLLL at the image of your roommate approaching you with his unibrow dilema and you taking it upon yourself to fix it for him AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA.
Sounds good to me, you can have a bookstore across my beauty salon, in which you sell your novels, and I'll be the gay hair-stylist. "Fabulousthh!"
He is my roomate's friend btw, not roomate.
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